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This is a online space for logging on and laughing off :) Hope you enjoy my posterous. I have a more serious blog about internet marketing, blogging and wordpress at http://www.theanand.com/blog/
#chetansblock - Twitter
Liberhan report claims @chetan_bhagat could have blocked Babri Masjid's demolition #chetanblocks #fakingnews vanditk Operating Systems teacher : "What are superblocks ? " Student: " I don't know, but is it related to #chetanblocks ?" @echkay: And @Chetan_bhagat could be chief endorser for a lot of brands now.. Firewalls. Sunscreen.Condoms.shutters.locks. #chetanblocks @vikramadityak To err is human. To admit it is divine. To block is @chetan_bhagat. #chetanblocks RT @bigfatphoenix: Why can't anyone be in Chetan Bhagat's good books? Because there aren't any. #chetanblocks echkay Amidst all this frenzy, don't forget that each one of us is just one block away from @chetan_bhagat. #chetanblocks gautamghosh Q: Clueless author's fave Hindi musical? A: Block On #chetanblocks RT @Brainstuck My company is planning to install @chetan_bhagat as firewall. #chetanblocks ajay_sood Chetan's Building Blocks can be an effective security measure! #chetanblocks @angadc: Guess what helped Draupadi when the whole Sari thing happened? #chetanblocks
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Anand Subramanian,
http://www.TheAnand.com
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Aquamarine sets sail on her maiden voyage from India
The international luxury liner MV Aquamarine, which is the first cruise ship to homeport in India, was officially flagged off by the Chairman of Cochin Port Trust, Mr N Ramachandran
on its first voyage from Kochi yesterday afternoon. With 670 passengers and 350 crew on board, the Aquamarine set sail for the Maldives for what is expected to be a thrilling trip that will take in a barbecue by the pool, a party on board and various shore activities and excursions on the island.
Secretary of Kerala Tourism, Dr Venu said that cruise holidays is a new product and another exceptional holiday experience in Kerala that will excite Indian travelers.
‘Kerala has been delighting travelers with unique products like houseboats and ayurveda and this latest offering is the ultimate travel experience for those seeking luxury and action’ he added.
The MV Aquamarine is owned by Louis Cruises India, a subsidiary of Louis Cruises - the 5th largest cruise operator in the world.
Kerala Tourism has tied up with the company to market and promote cruise tourism from Kochi.
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Husband versus Wife - Light Jokes
Husband V/S Wife
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husban replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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Fw: __gurlzgroup__ World's Tallest Model Eve
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Syrian Christians' secret naming formula Exposed!
It has been a well kept secret for eons, but finally Itty Boben Jacob Elias Kuruvilla from Pazhookaville, near Thelmasherry, Kerala has consented to let us publish this classified Mallu formula, on the naming of Mallu Christian kids.
1. Select a combination of both the mother’s and father’s names. e.g. Suresh and Sharon = Susha, or Joseph and Beena = Jobi.
2. The addition of a ‘mon’ (meaning son) or ‘mol’ (meaning daughter) is optional. eg: Sushamol, Jobimon
3. To attach a modern, Anglicized feel to the names, the mol or mon can be replaced with boy or girl. eg: Jobiboy, Sushagirl.
4. For the politically correct Keralite family, mol and mon can be replaced by the universal ‘kutty’(child), which
can be used for both boys and girls! eg: Jokutty, Susikutty.
5. Even parents having combination names can still give their children suitable names eg: Libi and Jobi = Lijo.
However, in the scenario where the parents already have combination names that cannot form more comprehensible child names. eg: Itty and Amukutty, would produce only Itam (which doesn’t even sound like a name), or Amit (which is like Northie and stuff!!!!), then:
a. Use an English word like Baby, Merry, Titty, Pearly, Smiley, Anarchy, etc.
b. Use a combination of two English names that you think sound cool (but never cool enough) like
Meredith + Gina = Megi, or
Sharon + Darlene = Sharlene
c. Use a name from the Bible (and not Nebuchadnezzar! Use one that even Vellia-ammachy can pronounce!) like Jacob, Sam, John, Joseph, Mathew, or Jijo!
d. Use a name that sounds like a cuss word but isn’t. eg: Boben, Prussy, Shagi, JustinTimberlake etc.
Note: The use of the letter ‘j’ is useful in the naming of sibling where names that sound alike are a novelty. eg: Ajji, Sajji, Majji, Bhajji and Nimajji, or Sijo, Lijo, Jijo, Anjo, Panjo, Banjo.Comments [2]
A Showcase of Fresh Logo Designs to Inspire You
via Web Design Ledger by Henry on 10/29/09
In past articles, we’ve shown you beautiful logos for inspiration and tutorials on designing logos. Since we believe you can’t have too much design inspiration, here is another set of awesome logo designs to spark your creativity.
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Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. 3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. 4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. 5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. 6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. 7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it. (Ad for house cleaning service) 8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. (Ad for a farm house) 9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. (Ad for a Laundry service)Comments [0]
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